Fastest Boy in the Third Grade 17 --
List to Live By: The Professions of Men You Should Not Date (I Broke My Own Rules) 25 --
Unqualified Advice: Squad Goals? 38 --
Losing My Virginity, and Other Horrible Sexual Escapades 48 --
Listener Advice: I Was the Short Girl. What Were You? 59 --
Turning the Tables: Not-So-Rapid Fire 74 --
Unqualified Advice: Should You More for the Guy? 84 --
Unqualified Advice: Not Enough Soul 98 --
Listener Advice: How to Get Over a Breakup 128 --
Take Me Home Tonight. Literally. 135 --
Turning the Tables: Deal Breakers 145 --
Just Friends: A Conversation Between a Man and a Woman Who've Been Pals for Fifteen Years and Haven't Slept Together 154 --
List to Live By: Sex on the Beach and Thirteen Other Things That Sound Better Than They Are 174 --
Listener List: Things That Sound Better Than They Are, Part 2 180 --
What's Your Number? (And Why Do We Reveal It?) 182 --
Comedy, Fame, and the Gross Words 187 --
Unqualified Advice: The Bush Is Back 199 --
Unqualified Advice: Unicorns Aren't Found, They're Made 206 --
How to Deal with Jealousy 220 --
Turning the Tables: How Would You Proceed? 225 --
Unqualified Advice: Protect Your Heart 246 --
Listener Advice: More Love Mantras 251 --
Unqualified Advice: How to Tune Out the Noise 270 --
Friday, January 6, 2017 274 --
She Said, He Said: What It's Like to Be a Couple in Hollywood 280 --
Unqualified Advice: I Don't Know What I'm Talking About, but Here's Some Other Free (Or Only the Cost of This Book) Unqualified Advice 288 --
This Is the Chapter That Will Make You Vomit 295 --
Don't Call It Closure 300.